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K-12 Downhill Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Inspired by the classic 1985 Movie Better Off Dead
K-12 Downhill Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Inspired by the classic 1985 Movie Better Off Dead
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Meet your new favorite cult-classic ski tee — inspired by Better Off Dead and the most infamous run on the mountain: “The K-12, dude.”
This design is pure 80s downhill chaos: retro slopes, big letters, and that “you might not survive this” energy. Because if you know… you know. “It’s pure snow!”
And yeah — the entry fee is still legendary: “Two dollars.”
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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