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K-12 Downhill Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Inspired by the classic 1985 Movie Better Off Dead

K-12 Downhill Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Inspired by the classic 1985 Movie Better Off Dead

Regular price $20.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.50 USD
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Meet your new favorite cult-classic ski tee — inspired by Better Off Dead and the most infamous run on the mountain: “The K-12, dude.”
This design is pure 80s downhill chaos: retro slopes, big letters, and that “you might not survive this” energy. Because if you know… you know. “It’s pure snow!”
And yeah — the entry fee is still legendary: “Two dollars.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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